What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

S&P 500 squeaks out record high even as new trade tensions emerge with Canada - The Washington Post

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

What are the best children's books by age 13?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Column | Phil Mickelson’s legacy: Helping pro golfers and diminishing pro golf - The Washington Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Rotation Notes: Scherzer, Stroman, Imanaga, Eovaldi - MLB Trade Rumors