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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Then came..
Exclusive | Longevity Is Now a Factor When Picking an Embryo for IVF - WSJ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
S&P 500 squeaks out record high even as new trade tensions emerge with Canada - The Washington Post
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
What are the best children's books by age 13?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Column | Phil Mickelson’s legacy: Helping pro golfers and diminishing pro golf - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Rotation Notes: Scherzer, Stroman, Imanaga, Eovaldi - MLB Trade Rumors